Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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