We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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