ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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