This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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