when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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