We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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