last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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