I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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