Please, let me fuck your mom
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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