glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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