She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
