Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You are a genius and a whore.
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