Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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