don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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