Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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