rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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