Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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