Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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