I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
