garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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