I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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