after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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