When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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