Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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