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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.