Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.