new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money