craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.