i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.