The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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