I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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