I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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