No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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