Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
