the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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