singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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