I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The feeling are messing with the penis
BRING THE BAGELS
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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