trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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