If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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