There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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