Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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