sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she peed on how many people?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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