i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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