Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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