is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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