He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
