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And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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