come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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