we have officially lost it.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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