Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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