like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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