Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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