i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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