You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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