I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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