How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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