YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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