Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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