I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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