i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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