the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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