Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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