I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
